Live your lie

I have none.

Seriously.

My mind’s been a barren wasteland of ideas lately. Can’t seem to think of anything other than crappy one liners that should be farkin illegal… The only reason I’m writing right now is to get the feel of typing at the very least.

Just got Dead Space btw.. Pretty good so far… Graphics so epic it makes my laptop lag.. Got a new laptop too btw. No more of that portable crap.

Well that’s all I got for today. Mebbe I’ll post some more later I dunno.

So I’m already going to school for the sake of edumaction.

Even if it is a school that specializes in DESIGN.

I mean I really don’t know what the guy was thinking… Needless to say that the psychology school is anything but lively.

Only 5 people in this intake. F-I-V-E.

Remember kids. Living in the now is fine and all, but if you live in the now all the time you’ll forget about the later. And that’s where the real crap starts.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I’ve moved out.

Not permanently, of course.

But if anyone has been kind enough to take notice of my absence, it’s because I’m in the land of the fish-lion… thingy…

Yeah…

So things have been a bit dull lately, almost died of 2 weeks of internet starvation, but nothing I can’t manage.

So I got a frikkin toy of a laptop here… Sad little thing really. Only 2 hours of battery life…

Sigh.

And it’s almost empty right now so I’ll post some more when I get back.

Later.

In light of the recent murders of some guy in Jakarta, I’ve decided to write a story of my own.

A serial killer who targets jokis.

So if anyone has a title that may fit the bill, don’t be shy to inform me. Thanks in advance.

The way I see it all men have an undeniable instinct.

The urge to protect.

Doesn’t matter where you come from, what you look like, or even what your sexual preference is. If a man wants to protect someone with all his heart, he’s a true man indeed.

Have I said anything about my certain attraction towards vodka? No?

I think said beverage is wonderful. How can one not like vodka? Not as strong as whisky or those other things… Then again haven’t really tried all those other stuff… Dammit… When I get to Singapore I am so buying a bottle…

Anyway, I sort of had a good phrase going on but because of the retarded blog it got lost in my semi twisted head… It doesn’t look like it’ll be coming back any time soon…

So I did the logical thing and poured myself a shot. Just a shot. I only have two more shots worth of vodka and I’m reserving those for an occasion where I need to down something in one gulp.

BTW here’s that unfinished phrase I was talking bout.

“Kindness and stupidity. Two sides of the same coin separated by….”

Fill in the blank and I’ll give you a cookie!

Ok I’ve been having some trouble with my comp lately… Can’t install anything, can’t play anything. Damn annoying as hell.

Maybe I’m just being a newfag with vista but no graphical quality is worth this bullshit.. Back to XP for me.

Sorry I left baby… I won’t do it again! At least not until they work out all the bugs in vista..

No I’m not dying or dead yet ladies and gents.

I feel like there’s a chain of misfortunes lately for the people around me. And I don’t know why… But it feels eerily similar to my own set of misfortunes last year.

Uber lulz.

I feel that karma gave me a chance to be in the specator’s seat rather than in the ring experiencing the beatdown for once. That’s how I look like? Man no wonder the guys were pissed. Well it’s safe to say that none of my friends have actually reached MY personal best for being down, but they’re getting there.

I’m just a bit disappointed I guess. After all their preaching and telling me to "go find someone new" and "just forget about her", they’re actually moping a lot more than I expected.

I know moping is fine and all but come on guys… I never thought you as ones who would lay down for more than a week. Keep this up and you’ll become me in no time!

No wait.. That’s not good…

Today’s the 15th of August. Only 2 more days to our nation’s independence ladies and gents.

Why the school holds their festivities today is something I seriously don’t wanna know. So much noise dammit! Think of the children why don’cha?

Or at least about the people living nearby… Fuck now I know how my neighbors feel when the school holds some sort of crap fest thingy.

God fucking assholes…

So I’ve been going to mangdu to run some errands lately. Amazing since I sorta hate that place to hell. The cigarette smoke, the cheap ass chinese and the dreaded HAGGLING.

Ugh.

But if you’re fine with all the above and exceptionally good with the third one, then by all means, mangdu’s the best place to look for electronics and stuff like that.

So all in all, as much as I hate the atmosphere of the place, when push comes to shove, mangdu’s the only choice I got. Funny how some of people’s relationships are a bit like mine with the electronic haven.

Ever been in those relationships where you hate a guy but when shit happens he’s the only chance you got? That’s something worth pondering.